There’s a true skill in pissing everyone off. At the sight of you, they begin to roll their eyes in distaste. Your presence brings an air of confidence clouded in pretentiousness. When you speak, they listen but their minds race with what they wish they could say to you. You command respect and receive it, but at the cost of them mocking you behind your back. You don’t care. You don’t care. You enter the room, handle your business, and when you’re done you leave a lingering fragrance of Burberry Brit behind you.